So here's the deal: It's Earth Day. I'm not going to remind you that global warming is a real thing. I'm not going to remind you to reuse and recycle. I'm not going to remind you to "think about the environmnent before you print this e-mail," because if you don't already know this, odds are you're a terrible person.
What I AM gonna do is entertain you with some adorable animal photos.
Please see below.
(Think you've got funnier ideas for captions? You should probably put it in your blog. Oh, you don't have a blog? Then shut up.)
"If this ends up on Facebook, you're fucking dead."
"Hey, is this how we suck face?"
"I'm about to make this apple my bitch."
Polar bear 1: "I don't know what we're yelling about!!"Polar bear 2: "Loud Noises!!"
"First, I'm gonna Get Low...."("Has anyone seen my apple bottom jeans?")
"...then, I'm gonna Walk it Out."
"There's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking (pause) NOT."
"Eat your heart out, Lady and the Tramp."
"Hey meesta! Get me outta here! What does a monkey gotta do to get some hair gel around here?!"
Mom Zebra: "Come give mama a kiss before you go to school."Kid Zebra: "MA! Stop! You're embarrassing me."
Mom Zebra: "Just wait till you're a teenager, you ungrateful punk."
Fantastic. Can't do any better myself.
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