Thanks to some amazing friends, I've made a game time decision to attend (for the third year in a row), the annual Cortaca festivities at Ithaca College (the second greatest city in NY State).
Prior to making these plans, I committed myself to a charity happy hour at McFadden's tonight. I am not sure what I'm supporting but I do know that there are half priced drinks. As such, I will be flooding you, dear liver, with excessive alcohol for 4 days straight, including back-to-back day drinking.
I do recognize that I am no longer a college student and that you are out of practice for such debauchery. All I ask is that you please not revolt at an inopportune time. While I may need to boot and rally, I beg that it be in the confines of my room at the Meadow Court Inn and not during halftime in the parking lot.
In return, I promise to hydrate when convenient, power nap between day and night festivities, and feed you nothing but Shortstop, Sammy's and DP Dough.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
xoxo Me
PS- Anyone think Brooke Hundley will also be in attendance?
GO BOMBERS!
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