In case you hadn't heard, Elliot Spitzer's infamous prostitute is now a writer. Ms. Dupre will be sharing her thoughts in a weekly column titled "Ask Ashley" to give readers advice on sex, love, and relationships. She views this opportunity as a "second chance."
I am aware that I run the risk of sounding like a complete bitch when I say this, but I think she's about as qualified to be writing an advice column as I am to be performing root canals.
In an interview with Fox this morning, Ashley told Rosanna Scotto that she's actually "considering offers to pose nude in a magazine for money." (Way to grab the reigns of that 'second chance.') Her mother must have been beaming with pride in the audience.
Lastly, as a legit librarian, I'm quite fed up with people (especially this 24 year old call-girl turned columnist) who believe that fake glasses and an unbuttoned shirt earn you credibility as someone who is "smart and sexy." Sexy? Sure. Smart? Are you kidding me?
Perhaps I'd have more blog followers if I launched my career as a hooker and caused a philandering politician to resign.
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