In case it wasn't staggeringly evident from the excessive honking and speed-limit ignoring cars that fill the streets of Manhattan, a new study reveals that NY drivers are the angriest and most aggressive in the country.Really? Was an entire study necessary to come to that conclusion? Are people getting paid to figure this shit out, 'cause my sister could really use a job.
Last week, Metro conducted a similarly obvious study suggesting that Twitter is almost completely useless! I hope you're all sitting down for these shocking developments, because there's more.
In an absurd exclusive interview, Kirstie Alley (former Jenny Craig spokesperson) explains to People Magazine "How She Got Fat." *Spoiler alert: it involves butter, sugar, and complete lethargy. (I'm sure it didn't help that she converted her home gym into a home theater.)
And thanks to a few Belgian researchers, I've just learned that pretty women are distracting to men!
As a research librarian, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I'm just as qualified to be conducting studies and revealing my findings to the world. Stay tuned for the following...
- Researchers find "being a college student is more fun than having a full-time job."
- Recent study confirms, "drunk women are easier to sleep with than their sober counterparts."
- New survey suggests "men enjoy watching sports and receiving blow jobs."
Completely unrelated to stating the obvious (but equally as ridiculous),
this gem was sent to me this morning by a fellow LIer. The next Civil War?
Don't forget:
ReplyDelete* women are dissappointed when they find out he has a small penis
* Size really does matter regardless of how much she says it doesn't!