Under My Umbrella-Ella-Ella

So it's raining in the city, and that can only mean one thing... NYers claim temporary insanity for their complete inability to function during inclement weather. In addition to train delays and cabbies who forget how to drive, the majority of the population is incapable of correctly using an umbrella. The following umbrella etiquette guidelines should go without saying, but apparently in NYC they need to be said:


First and foremost, determing IF it is necessary to use an umbrella is key. Check the forecast before you leave the house. I prefer AccuWeather over TheWeatherChannel because of their hourly forecast.

If there is a slight drizzle, mist, or just one big dark cloud in the sky, keep the umbrella at home. If cars aren't using their windshield wipers, you shouldn't be using an umbrella. (Especially true if you're bald.)

1) You are a person, not a hot dog cart. As such, your umbrella need not have a 6 foot diameter.

2) When walking under scaffolding, it is polite to close your umbrella and hold at your side. It is impolite and obnoxious to hold it open in front of you like a weapon.


3) Using an umbrella does not preclude you from watching where you're going.

4) Umbrellas do not fit through revolving doors.

5) Every NYer should own a $5 umbrella purchased from a street vendor. They are horrible quality and won't last more than 2 storms, but are perfect for bringing to bars because you won't care when you inevitably leave it behind.

Other simple rules for rain gear...

Puddle jumpers totally kick ass.

Ponchos do not.